Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.

unknown (via amortizing)

youtubenutcase:

Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel

Don’t you understand that I’m completely mad for you?
Your voice is all I want to hear, your lips all I want to touch. Your hands I want all over me, your breath down my neck. I want you in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening and at night. I want you in every form, in every which way that you are. You, you, you- you’re always on my mind. God, you need to understand that I’m utterly, I’m insanely-mad for you.

(I’m just madly in love with you- do you understand that?)

Yes, I’m drunk. And you’re beautiful. And tomorrow morning, I’ll be sober but you’ll still be beautiful.

xxx (via petrunie)